Warning: This may not always apply to food, but I'm sure it will hog the spotlight.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Today's bane of my existence

Dear little jelly beans in my candy dish,

Ugh. I have eaten way too many of you these days. Why is it that every time I walk on by you have to shout,

     "Hey you! Yeah, you! Come grab some of us! We're delicious... you know you want to eat us up... Only a few of us won't hurt you. Come one, take a few more. That's right, mmmm. tastey, eh?"

Rude little mean pieces of candy that make my taste-buds swim in pure joy. Urg. I hate you, but come back next year, k?

Love,
Sweet-tooth